This is my opinion piece on something massive and will be in EvE Online's history for years to come. This is how legends are made that I have come to know in my six year journey into living in New Eden. There is no instruction manual on how to live inside of a living and breathing game of Science Fiction. There have been many stories written on a few popular and similar identical websites through out New Eden's history. I have participated in many great struggles in EvE Online's history since 2011 and hopefully I will be here for many more history making moments. I do want to share with you my opinion on these events in New Eden and what I think about all this goon debacle.
For all the years of my EvE life there were always a few named Alliances and Coalitions that you didn't want to tangle with. I have been the oppressed and the oppresor in EvE Online and I have managed to survive those experiences by learning from others mistakes. Not to mention I have made my fair share of them in EvE Online myself and made sure I didn't repeat them same one twice. I have always had a contingency plan so my ISK/PH wasn't effected and I could continue to fuel my PvP habits. I don't share with many people how I accomplished this because "trust noone" is a real thing in EvE Online. The only video game in the world where you can be the villian, the good guy or just be neutral to everyone. I think this is what drew me to EvE honestly.
So, I will get back on track to my point of view on this bee guy thing and stop rambling. The cfc/imperium/goons/matanni or what ever flavor this group of nerds " leader " wants to coin them so he can try to make a buck on the internet week makes me chuckle with the bullshit that he trys to embude on his followers. From what I learned and experienced about these chuckle fucks in EvE's history was a herd of nerds that just wanted to make everyones game unfun because " yolo ". I experienced this shit second hand at first in 2012 and then in 2015 I got some first hand experience of this shit baggery. What I have been trying to wrap my head around for years is how everyone speaks of this culture they try to share with you and what the actual fuck they are talking about. Its a fucking circle jerk no matter which way you try and twist the shit you want to do in EvE Online and everyone has standards.
This is a game where you reap what you sow on a literal basis and for that I love this fucking game. Surfing with the EvE Community is like taking a wave filled with sharks on your board. Some folks like the bad guy routine and fit right in with them while others crash head long into the masses only to be devoured in seconds because they tripped over a well layed trap. Or you could think of it as a chess game where every step you take when embarking on an adventure into EvE Online's politically charged history could wreck your idoligy at the cusp of becoming a thing. Even with the fact that you could literally be wiped out in an instance you can still do other things in EvE Online to recover from such a thing and Test is a living example of it. The other things that makes this game the most unique in it's kind is that when you face something like this you can still go on to play EvE Online despite the bad shit that can happen. However I am sure that many of us remember you hell camping Test and I am sure the favor will be returned ten fold.
What I think is a shame is anyone taking a history making event and because on paper you have 40 k nerds you should get some special fucking attention sort of nerd crying to all of us because you should be allowed to make others game unpleasent and when the tables are turned it's unfair or cheating. What topped the fucking cake with me was when people personal information was released to the masses including of the lead PR Developer. Holy fucking shit batman how can anyone get their head that far up their ass is a mystery to me. I would like no part of that bullshit other than to shoot that shit through the shredder and hope for a better combination of nerds in the remake. Lets not mention the accusations of admins leaking peoples personal IP information because they are signed up to your bullshit or using your staff to gain access to someones personal server. This is why I stated " trust noone " in one of my earlier paragraphs on this situation. I am sure mittens is breaking out more cat litter because he is trying to cover up the shit storm of a show he has shown me in the last six years. What kind of special does it take to have the knowledge that you are literally in a tank of piranha and you have been teasing them for far to many years for them not to want to devour what is left of anything you have.
I am sure by now some of you are wondering who the literal fuck is this guy posting this rubbish by now and some of you could like it.I give no fucks in either direction honestly but if you want I am sure you could chase my reddit posts or TMC articles written with me in them that won't be a mystery to you for long. I try not to talk out of my ass too much with all you fuckers because I know the outcome of that shit. So back to my opinion piece because for gods sake lets not " be like a bunch of meth heads doing fizzlesov " (themitanni). I see that HUGE chip on his shoulder and honestly right now everyone in New Eden is taking a turn using him as a whipping boy. Which I personally am a part of and at the current moment and I can't explain to you with words just how fucking good it feels. I am not only doing this for me but I am also doing this for the little guys who were subjected to this band of chuckle fucks actions.
For me personally I don't pay my subscription for some guy that skims through the Art Of War picking out what best suits his point of view to be told I can undock and fight or not. All of these cute quotes he comes up with I really wonder how many hours he spent researching trying to come up with a way to spin it to fit his situation. I have myself skimmed through the Art Of War but I am a die hard Shinobi fan myself as it was part of my upbringing thanks to my awesome Dad paying for me to take lessons for over a decade as a young man, God rest his soul.
I have seen many of you leave the confines that you were once shackled to and I want to congragulate you on having the testicular fortitude to strike out on your own. I do find it funny that some of you want to remain blue to that band of chucklefucks because you had such a great time there right up until the EvE Online Community started to push your shit in. That is your choice to remain the drinker of some Jim Jones koolaide laced with all of the past doings of being in bed with goonswarm. Perhaps this will be the death of the imperium by all of you drinking that laced koolaide while the few who know better are widotted or w/e the hell that cult is calling itself. I hope that some of you will step back and take at look at what was brought into the light in this war and make solid decisions based off it. I personally wouldn't pay someone to join some forums and get in their Alliance/Coalition for all the fame in the world.
For those of you who want to trash the MBC side and I am sure you are somewhere on the interwebs I will be the first person to stand up for the majority of them personally. Since learning of what was N3 and then a multitude of seperate Alliances they have always been fair and decent with me. They are some of the best people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting inside of this game and at Fan Fest Events. I can't really say the same about the flip side of this conflict because for the most part it was about them and not about EvE Online as a whole.
